FDT Light me when he's dead Soy Candle-21%

FDT Light me when he's dead Soy Candle

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This candle was made for the resisters, the readers, and everyone who's been holding their absolute last nerve since 2016.
"Light Me When He's Dead" says exactly what we're all thinking, printed bold on a clean glass jar with a glossy label that feels as permanent as your convictions. No hedging, no softening, no corporate nonsense. Just a little ritual waiting for the right moment.
Tuck it away. Save it. Light it slow when the time finally comes.
Vegan, non-toxic, and assembled in the USA. The glass jar is reusable because witches don't waste good vessels. Ten scents to choose from, one very specific occasion to burn it.
Add it to your altar. We'll wait.
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Michael Johnson

Excellent product, exactly as described. Fast delivery!

Emily Carter

Good quality for the price. I would buy it again.

Daniel Lee

Carefully packaged and looks great. Very satisfied!

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